Can we normalize horny asexuals?
Like, I don’t want to have physical sex with anyone, but I will write some of the most gnarly smut ever read when I get a little itch.
Many Aces go through a process where they learn what society conventionally considers “sexy” and learn how to feign sexual attraction, without experiencing it themselves, based on those standards. This is known as “hacking the allo-gorithm”
pick one
“Not a single fuck given about cricket no”
“Congratulations on your birthday. What an achievement”
“Idk I suppose I just agree w the 3.5b football fans 🌎 that it’s the best sport”
“Wouldn’t go down if I didn’t”
“Lack of experience” 🍅
“Make yourself a honey and lemon (…)”
“Not much of a rotter myself”
“Here’s a mad idea for you. How about you listen to the whole album?!”
“The one where you’re taught stuff”
“Nothing 🙃”
See ResultsNot including the chicken one because it wouldn’t be fair to the other choices.
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Freddie
I’ll NEVER understand those hate blogs. Why spending so much time on hating people you don’t like?! Like do something useful with your life?! And if can’t do anything useful (and having a hate blog is NOT useful for the society!) … nobody is gonna miss you. Let’s be honest. People who can only hate on other stars (who won’t give a shit about someone so dispensable (and that’s what you are for your oooh so beloved Harry - dispensable)) because their life is so miserable aren’t gonna be missed by anyone - not even their family. 🤷🏼♀️
I don’t give a flying f’ about Niall, Zayn, Harry, Liam or One Direction. I’m just a fan of Louis but I know that the band and the guys in gerneral were and maybe still are an important part of his life, so I don’t hate against them. I just ignore everything that has something to do with them. Like with everything else in life. I don’t give a f’ about alot of fandoms, so I just don’t interact with them und ignore them. Easy. Life is wunderful that way.
Unpopular opinion: I don’t give a fuck about the songs he covers (505 or 7 and also Copy of a copy (I know that’s not a cover)). But when I see him live in October, I want to hear Chicago, Angels Fly, Saturdays, Common People, Holding On To Heartache, … all songs from his second album. But especially the mentioned ones. What I don’t want to hear: 505, 7, Copy of a copy … yeah I know it’s his decision, but I payed to hear HIS songs, not songs he covers (and I’m just not a fan of the copy song). 🤷🏼♀️ (the songs from his boyband days are an exception because as far as I know he sings the sings the songs, he has written so that’s okay too) Kinda nervous what I will see live …
I’ll never get how people can be so obsessed with the family and friends of stars. Like they deserve privacy and even the star deserves a private life without everything they do being judged or scrutinized or interpreted. And maybe others will call that envy but if my brother would be famous, I would still want my fucking privacy and not being scrutinized by his (crazy) fans. Like I haven’t done anything to be famous, so keep the fuck out of my life.
But on the other hand these girls haven’t achieved anything in life except being the “sister from” and they most likely wouldn’t be famous and achieved what they may achieved, because no one would have known them und wouldn’t have given a flying fuck about them without their brother.
Sometimes I forget that celebrities are real. Then, I spend hours frozen realizing that I’ll never meet some of my favorite people. I’ll never get to have a conversation with them or even meet them. And for a second, my delusion breaks. I’ll never be what I want to be. I’ll stay stuck with a meaningless job and I’ll forever be wishing that something would’ve been different.
The feeling I got, whenI saw a band from my hometown supports Louis Tomlinson on tour in the US, can be called jealousy.
learning you’re neurodivergent later on your life after growing up being treated as a neurotypical is a constant state of “oh so am I not [stupid/slow/lazy/useless/dumb/broken], I’m just neurodivergent and need to do things differently” followed by a wave of anger and frustration for not having been told that. for not having been reassured, as a kid, that you’re none of those awful things you think about yourself, you’re just different. anger for having been left to believe that there was something wrong with you.
this rant doesn’t actually have a point. I’m just angry that I’ve been told -I’m still being told- that I’m just lazy and dumb when I actually have add and I’m on the spectrum.
roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid:
having adhd is like “fuck, it’s half past noon. that pretty much means it’s one o'clock. that means it’s lunchtime. that means it’s pretty much three. that means it’s almost five o'clock, and that means the day is pretty much over and i don’t have time for any of the things i was going to do today :( time to scroll aimlessly through social media until bedtime”
I know I’m pretty alone with this, but holy f*ck are the new hand tattoos ugly. #sorrynotsorry
I don’t think I’ll ever understand this obsession with a celebrity’s location.. Can you imagine if someone posted obsessively about your location? she’s in the car guys 40 minutes away from head office. She’s left the office and looks to be heading towards a school? I’ve found the location of the school and she’s in reception showing them her ID. omg they’ve let her in and given her a green lanyard anyone know what that means? I CANT SEE HER ANYMORE BUT SHE’S WITH A STUDENT. I see her again! she’s heading back to the office, is anyone going to see if they can meet her? It looks like she’ll be there for 1030 so I’m going to get there for 10 - you’d call the police.
Anonymous asked:
Hi Sabine, do you have any idea as to why Louis' dad wasn't at the premiere? Did something happen between them and I've just been sleeping under a rock 😐
Hi nonnie, do you mean his step dad Mark? I believe he was there, but I’m not a hundred percent sure. He posted plenty about it on IG and at some point a selfie of himself and his wife looking dressed up.
As far as I know, Louis isn’t in touch with Dan anymore and never established a proper healthy relationship with his biological father.
Mark was at the premiere.
“normal people dont” this, “normal people dont” that. how about you normal people-shut your mouth